Your Newfangled Media Algorithms are Bull$#!%
I'm only getting paid two and a half cents per click on this story. That's more than what 99.9% of contributors on Medium get paid. I have a $60,000 graduate journalism degree from Medill, nearly a decade of writing experience, and, let's be honest, I'm super smart and seriously good at what I do. I can write and report a kickass story with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back.